Saturday, May 7, 2011
Friday, May 6, 2011
Bitch it Out: Part 2
Alright new girl: SHE'S WALKING AROUND WITH NO SHOES!!! Homegirl's gonna get a fungus or something...or give everyone else one. Is this real life? Somebody pinch me, please.
Bitch it Out: Fashion No-No's
Alright, so this girl is sitting near me at the library and she's wearing an adorable outfit: dark jeans, high light brown boots, and a cute yellow top. Yea, good story right? Climax time: 2 problems with this. 1: she gets up and what do I see? Her bright ass HOT PINK bra straps are showing! I'm talking like the shirt is a t-back and her bra is the normal way! and 2: who dresses nicely during exams?!?! jeez luhweez. Like don't you have studying to do or something? or blogging.... :)
Keep it classy ladies.
Study time, be on the lookout for more trash-talking soon
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Love Actually
You can never have too much love, but I'm still a fond believer in "A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens, but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left" from my girl Marilyn. But nonetheless, no one can deny that these are the cutest quotes ever. Enjoy lovebugs!
"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs"-Chrissy, age 6
"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired"-Terri, age 4
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy all smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt"-Chris, age 7
"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you"-Karen, age 7
"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it, but if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget"-Jessica, age 8
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Glitter Glitter Make it Rain
Lucky for me, I finished about half of my run before the treacherous downpour began. As in, I was about a mile AWAY from my apt when it started. As in, I had a whole mile to win the wet-tee contest that the boys driving by me seemed to find amusing. 9 honks and 3 "Hey girl, heeeeyyy"s later, I arrived at my apt soaking wet. Right on cue, Lady Gaga popped up on the good ol Ipod and started singing "go insane, go insane, glitta glitta make it rain". How appropriate. Being exam time, I'm literally about to go insane. Why do universities think it's a good idea to bombard students with heavily weighted exams all within the same week? Can't they just give us an A and call it a day? (ha that rhymes) Let's be real, its not like I need Organic Chem for anything except get into Med School. Buuutt I plan on marrying someone with money so I don't have to work. And don't start judging, you know you secretly want to. Who wouldn't want to be able to live comfortably without working? I can have a lovely dinner waiting, hang out with the kids, get a manicure, go for a (hopefully rainless) run, or whatever else floats my boat for that day. And I'm smart enough to get a job and support myself if we ever broke up. Problem solved. Speaking of marrying someone with money, it's time to hang out with the bf. More to come tomorrow :)
later loves
If more females would sit down and be ladies, more males would stand up and be gentleman. TSM
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